slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

takshammy:

imishacas:

oomshi:

do me for the vine

i’m not doing you if you’re only gonna last 6 seconds

SHOTS FUCKING FIRED

apartment20:

I reblog this every time I see it because I have yet to find a gif I like more.

bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”

greathaircut:

COWARD GAMESTOP EMPLOYEES REFUSE TO GIVE ME CHEAT CODES TO SEE YOSHI NAKED. “HE’S ALREADY NAKED” THEY WHIMPER AS I DESTROY THEIR FILTHY STORE WITH HAMMERS

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

euo:

‘Going to bed’ means switching from my computer to my phone and spending another hour mobile blogging in the dark

*Shaves with a machete*

peaked:

showing ur friends ur blog

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meanplastic:

*breathes*
*gains 5 pounds*